Monday, March 13, 2006

How To Treat Your Children, Lesson 1

When talking with all three of your sons and their wives, do not refer to the youngest as your baby and the oldest as your favorite and then stop talking. This causes an embarrassed silence and anxious looks directed at my husband because you said nothing about your middle son who is standing right in front of you. And then when you think you should probably say something to cover your ass, don't say, "Oh and (My Husband) is great too!"
The damage is already done.


Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

She suffers from chronic foot in mouth disease.
It's not curable, sorry to say.

3:26 PM  
Blogger grody jo-dee said...

run, run far away. you gotta protect your kids from that kind of favoritism and horrible words.

9:28 AM  

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