No nipples please
dear MIL,
please DO NOT send my daughter any more size 3 hoochie clothes. when the top of the dress is a triangle cut that exposes 3-yr-old nipple, that is NOT cute. neither is the fake punk rock chain that connects said dress at the hip. if i wanted my daughter to dress like a whore, i would go shopping with you. since i want her to look like the sweet child she is, i will send back the hooker dress.
and just a side note....does it seem doubly inappropriate to give hooker clothes for EASTER? i think it's safe to say that Jesus is not impressed, MIL.
luv and kisses,
grody jo-dee
please DO NOT send my daughter any more size 3 hoochie clothes. when the top of the dress is a triangle cut that exposes 3-yr-old nipple, that is NOT cute. neither is the fake punk rock chain that connects said dress at the hip. if i wanted my daughter to dress like a whore, i would go shopping with you. since i want her to look like the sweet child she is, i will send back the hooker dress.
and just a side note....does it seem doubly inappropriate to give hooker clothes for EASTER? i think it's safe to say that Jesus is not impressed, MIL.
luv and kisses,
grody jo-dee
posted by mrs. awesome at 11:28 AM
7 Comments:
Personally, I like to dress my daughter in fishnet stockings. We're going for her first tatoo this weekend. She's going to be the only 10 year old with a skull and crossbones on her biceps. It's always nice to be first.
HELLO - grandma think think think! Do you really want your granddaughter to look like she's ready for action? Stick to your guns Mom and teach modesty. I hate the teenage styles on teenagers much less on sweet little girls. I say frills all the way!
OMG! I'm so glad that my kids are teens. Wait, I've never said that. Anyway, maybe if you're lucky, she'll get a thong from Abercrombie too! Yuck!!!
Here via Michele's! Have a great weekend and Easter!
I'm blessed with a MIL, that while she does OTHER things to irritate me, does NOT send hooker or pimp clothing to my kids. They are totally spoiled by her, YES...but she shops at Children's Place, Gymboree, and Kohl's. We won't talk about what she DOES do to ticke me off, though!
Michele sent me...but I think I will be a regular - you are FUNNY!
My MIL finds it rewarding to give my children used, stained, and smelly stuffed animals that are donated to a charity that she collects for.
My son just got a (used) baby toy for his 5th birthday (two weeks late). In Dec. my husband apologized to the boys for the broken, inappropriate toys that they received for Christmas (among them a broken electric toothbrush).
When the kids were smaller, we'd just go through her delightful package (always covered in clumps of dog hair) before the kids saw it, and throw away 95% of the used garbage - keeping for them what was not totally skanky. Then, I could disinfect their gifts so that they wouldn't contract any diseases from them.
Now, we give them all of her "presents." My husband wants me buy the boys gifts to "make up for" what they receive from MIL. I told him that the kids have to get used to the fact that their cheapass grandmother is incapable of sending an apropriate gift, but they still have to act thankful and show her gratitude.
My own mother, who doesn't have the sense God gave a goat, buys road whore clothes for my daughter who is NOT allowed to wear them.
And then guess who's the bad guy? Me.
Which is exactly why she does it.
I suppose I can take some comfort in knowing that my mother in law ignores my children, rather than dressing them like Bratz dolls like my mother does.
My exMIL(thank the lord for the ex part) Always would her grandchildern(girls) whore cloths too. I HATED THAT... She doesn't even send anything for my son.. I wonder why??
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