Saturday, February 25, 2006

MILDEW Quote Of The Day

"It’s important to correctly identify mildew before taking steps to remove it."

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Email, just another way to be lazy and cheap

This afternoon I receive an email explaining that she couldn't get my daughter's valentine into the mail because of the snow. May I please point out that it didn't snow until late Saturday night which is AFTER the point and time that said Valentine should have been placed in the mail for a timely delivery. As crappy as they are, she didn't even send a cyber card. Heck, she didn't even change her font color to red. Lazy mo-fo.

Monday, February 13, 2006

A picture is worth a thousand visits

BW was off both Saturday and Sunday which is a rare occurance. When he volunteered to take the babe with him while he ran some errands I thought it would be the perfect opportunity for him to visit with her while I stayed home and got some things done.

"Oh, no!" he says. "I'm not going over there to get my ass chewed out for not having pictures."

"Did she ask for pictures?"

"Well, no. But I can't show up without any. You know how she gets."

YES. I DO. And it's about time YOU figured it out. Seriously, what person would be so obnoxious as to complain about not having photos when the real thing is in front of her?

Wednesday, February 01, 2006


Dear MIL,
It is a federal offense to open your son's mail. Even if it erroneously arrives at your house. In addition, it offends my senses when you write notes all over said mail which is a BILL that I will have to return to someone. Don't make me have to call the authorities. You know I will.